he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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