We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
NoShamevember. You game?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
