8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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