I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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