ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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