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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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