If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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