Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Damn victory sex feels great
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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