Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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