Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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