Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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