he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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