The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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