I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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