no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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