they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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