i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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