can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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