Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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