I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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