Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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