Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize