just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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