He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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