Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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