I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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