I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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