Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
honey bunches of taint.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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