why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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