Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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