Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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