so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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