..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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