HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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