You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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