What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He? As in you personified your dick?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
