Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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