I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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