Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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