how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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