i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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