I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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