ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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