I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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