Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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