Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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