Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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