Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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