mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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