He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
my god I love twenty year old dicks
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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