I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize