Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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