idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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