just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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