Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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